Airplane Humor Lover Pillows

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

The Problem with the TSA

'Stealth broom.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Two birds refuel.

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

I brake for Jetliners.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

Lost plane keys.

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

'Is this business class?'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

Stop flicking that lighter !

'You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airplane seats.'

'When will we be breaking the sound barrier?'

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'