Airplane Stories Fan Gifts

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Airplane

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"He keeps touching me!"

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I wonder where they nest..."

I warned you to keep it low!

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Multiple Migs

Your Luggage

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.