Airplane Stories Fan Gifts

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Airplane

Airlines

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Flight Socks.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"He keeps touching me!"

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I wonder where they nest..."

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Your Luggage

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Multiple Migs

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'