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'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Vampire on a plane

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

The Problem with the TSA

'Stealth broom.'

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Two birds refuel.

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

What really killed the dinsaurs.

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

'You've got to admire their candor.'

"May I get a seat with extra leg room, please?"

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.