Aerial Anecdotes Admirer Pillows

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Life and Death

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Football

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Basic economy

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cow Pilot.

Air Dentistry

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Fish Boarding

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Cowboy Suitcase.

"Get a life!"

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'