Aerial Aficionados Gifts

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

"Recalculating route..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Why Superman flies himself

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'So, how was flight school?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Cow Pilot.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Airplane Seatbelts

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Nut Bomber

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."