Aerial Aficionados Gifts

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

"Recalculating route..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Why Superman flies himself

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'So, how was flight school?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Cow Pilot.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Airplane Seatbelts

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

The aviation experts come out to play

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Nut Bomber

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

'No hitchhikers!'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"