Aerial Enthusiast Gifts

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Trapeze artists.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

Birds Following Witch.

'Flight simulator'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?