Aero Enthusiast Gifts

A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Birds Following Witch.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?