Aerial Artists Gifts

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Man using to much bug spray

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Red Arrows Rookies

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Basic economy

Cow Pilot.

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

OOPS!

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Trapeze Artists

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Trapeze Safety,

Pianorobics.

Space: A Venn Diagram

The Dread Arrows

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Skyscrapers.

Trapeze artists.

Paper Airplane

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Super high bounce trampoline park

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"