Aerial Performer Gifts

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Basic economy

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

OOPS!

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Trapeze Artists

Graceful, for a big man....

The Death of Pierrot

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Model Stealth Bomber.

Flight School.

Jet Pack

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

Trapeze Safety,

Caught on a Cloud

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"