Aerobatic Performer Gifts

Cat wing walking.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cow Blue Arrows

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Red Arrows Rookies

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

Hexercise.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

Kangaroo jumping rope.

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Graceful, for a big man....

Conductorcize.

For Sale: Red Arrow

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Segway Workout

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.