Acrobatic Artist Gifts

"I'm taking you off the fish diet."

Trapeze Dates

Multitasking

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'He's maturing early.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you keep still?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Circus Act

Washing Line Walker

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.