Acrobats Gifts

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

"Okay..your place ten o'clock."

Broken Tightropes.

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

'I hate a show-off.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'He's maturing early.'

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Circus Act

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Washing Line Walker

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.