Aerobic Artist Gifts

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Pianorobics.

Man using to much bug spray

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

Plane with banner shoots at another.

OOPS!

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Segway Workout

The synchronized shower event.

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'How was aerobics class?'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'