Exercise Artist Gifts

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! ...'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercise Class

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Running

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Jogging Bottoms

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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