Exercise Artist Gifts

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Jogging Bottoms

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."