Exercise Entertainer Gifts

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Still Life With Nordic Track

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Robber on treadmill

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Still on your left."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!