Workout Comedian Gifts

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Robber on treadmill

Golfing Work-out

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Extreme miming"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."