Workout Humorist Gifts

Now we're going to work your abs. I think they prefer unemployment!

'Like it'll do any good.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Robber on treadmill

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

Olympic Torch Training

Pelobong

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."