Exercise Humorist Gifts

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

'We combine the school run with exercise.'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

George finally found some friends who could keep pace with his rigorous training.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Dude, time to hit the gym!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"You could do with some weight training."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Swimming develops poise and grace.' - 'Yes, I've seen a duck walking.'

"I enjoy working out to show tunes, but I don't think any of them should be 'Baby Elephant Walk.'"

"Maybe it's about time you brought an arm, chest, shoulder, back and lower leg master?"

'Doctor, my bike's got saddle-pain!'

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Atlas works on his abs.

Yeah, well, you're going to be really sore tomorrow if you don't stretch first.

We're thinking about taking a dance class. You two should join us. How about square dancing? Not with this physique. You can't stick a round body into a square dance. Maybe salsa dancing? No, whenever I do anything with salsa I get a big mess. Ballet is also on our list. That's absurd. I'll tiptoe around that idea. And there's belly dancing! No, thanks, I get plenty of belly dancing every time I go up or down the stairs.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.