Exercise Humor Gifts

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I'm beached body ready."

Tred carefully mill.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"You could do with some weight training."

'He's started jogging to work.'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'