Exercise Humor Gifts

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"You could do with some weight training."

"I'm beached body ready."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'He's started jogging to work.'

Check out my six pack.

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Tred carefully mill.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.