Exercise Humor Lovers Gifts

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Please seat to be weighted.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Tred carefully mill.

Check out my six pack.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Like it'll do any good.'

attorney at law

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'