Exercise Humor Fan Gifts

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Health

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Check out my six pack.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"You could do with some weight training."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio