Exercise Humor Lover Gifts

"By 'take more exercise' I didn't mean 'walking to the takeaway'!"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"You could do with some weight training."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'