Exercise Humor Lovers Mugs

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Please seat to be weighted.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Check out my six pack.

Tred carefully mill.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

'Like it'll do any good.'

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'