Exercise Comedian Gifts

Pelobong

"Extreme miming"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bench Press Accident

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Still on your left."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Damn speed hump!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.