Exercise Comedian Gifts

Pelobong

"Extreme miming"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"How should we divide the teams?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Still on your left."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"Damn speed hump!"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Please seat to be weighted.

Jeff was watching his weight.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."