Humor In Fitness Gifts

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Tred carefully mill.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I'm beached body ready."

Check out my six pack.

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'