Fitness Funnier Gifts

Walk to School Machine

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Is it working?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Tred carefully mill.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Check out my six pack.

Pontius Pilates

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."