Fitness Funnier Gifts

Walk to School Machine

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Is it working?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Check out my six pack.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Tred carefully mill.

Pontius Pilates