Fitness With A Side Of Humor Gifts

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Still on your left."

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Pontius Pilates

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Tred carefully mill.

Check out my six pack.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."