Humor In Fitness Pillows

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Tred carefully mill.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

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"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Check out my six pack.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"I'm beached body ready."

Pontius Pilates