Humorist On Fitness Culture Pillows

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"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Please seat to be weighted.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

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Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Check out my six pack.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

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"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'