Humorists Who Love Fitness Irony Pillows

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Jeff was watching his weight.

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Tred carefully mill.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

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"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.