Humorists Who Love Fitness Irony Gifts

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Tred carefully mill.

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Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

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Pontius Pilates

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

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"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."