Exercise Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift that tickles the funny bone of the exercise satirist? Explore a range of witty products that humorously celebrate fitness and gym culture. From clever quotes on mugs to amusing t-shirts, soft pillows, and eye-catching prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who loves to laugh while working out or poking fun at exercise routines. Add a personal and playful touch to their day with our curated selection of humorous fitness-themed items.

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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?" mockup

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

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"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day." mockup

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

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"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed."

"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed." mockup

"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed."

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"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control."

"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control." mockup

"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control."

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"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day." mockup

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

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"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout." mockup

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

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Bench Press Accident

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Carrot in front of the donkey workout. mockup

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.' mockup

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!' mockup

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

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Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

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"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you." mockup

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

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Pelobong

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Pollyanna, the Hamster

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Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells. mockup

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

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'Why are jogging on the spot?'

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"Still on your left."

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'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?' mockup

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

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"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"My doctor told me I should start working out." mockup

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

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Fitness Club Founded in 1892

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Jeff was watching his weight.

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"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps." mockup

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

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Please seat to be weighted.

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'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.' mockup

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

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"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?" mockup

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.' mockup

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

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5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself. mockup

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

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"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer." mockup

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

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"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!" mockup

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

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'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?' mockup

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

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'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?' mockup

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

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I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on." mockup

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

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Pontius Pilates

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Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor! mockup

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

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'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.' mockup

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

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Exercise Satirist Gifts Collection

Exercise Satirist Mugs

Explore our full range of fitness humor mugs and give them a daily dose of laughs with clever gym jokes and witty sayings.

Exercise Satirist Pillows

Browse our collection of amusing exercise pillows—comfy, funny, and a great way to add personality to any room.

Exercise Satirist Prints

Check out our humorous fitness prints that brighten up their space and remind them to enjoy the lighter side of exercising.

Exercise Satirist T-Shirts

Click here to discover more funny exercise t-shirts—perfect for showing off their unique sense of humor at the gym or around town.