Exercise Satirist Gifts

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed."

"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Bench Press Accident

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Still on your left."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Please seat to be weighted.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!