Exercise Satirist Pillows

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed."

"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Please seat to be weighted.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Pontius Pilates

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'