Satirical Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

home fitness/fatness

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Like it'll do any good.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

attorney at law

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

Phone buff.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

Prescription Diet