Satirical Fitness Buff Pillows

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bench Press Accident

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Weight Gain Denial

Content Creator

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Still on your left."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Stork doing weight training.