Satirical Fitness Buff T-Shirts

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Weight Gain Denial

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Still on your left."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

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Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'