Satirical Fitness Fan Pillows

"Hey, about those steroids you sold me. . ."

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Old Karate Master

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

No use being self-conscious

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

attorney at law

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sports centre lift.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

His six pack must be all of six hundred-plus nowadays!

Prescription Diet

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."