Ironic Fitness Fan Pillows

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

"Actually, George goes to the gym every day. He's the cleaner there."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

Reasonableman

Exercise Bars

Old Karate Master

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons