Ironic Fitness Lover Pillows

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Check out my six pack.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'Nice 666 pack.'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments