Funny Fitness Lover Pillows

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Health

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

attorney at law

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Sports centre lift.

Aquarobics.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

home fitness/fatness

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'