Funny Fitness Enthusiasts Pillows

Boxer

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

Muscle Music.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Aquarobics.

home fitness/fatness

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

Fast food

Animal Aerobics

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"