Fitness Irony Lover Pillows

"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

My exercise routine is to change channels every time there's an ad about junk food.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

home fitness/fatness

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

His six pack must be all of six hundred-plus nowadays!

Prescription Diet

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?