Fitness Irony Lover T-Shirts

"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

My exercise routine is to change channels every time there's an ad about junk food.

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

home fitness/fatness

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

His six pack must be all of six hundred-plus nowadays!

Prescription Diet

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

Broadband developments

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Phone buff.