Ironic Fitness Fan Prints

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

"Actually, George goes to the gym every day. He's the cleaner there."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Sisyphus during Covid

An old man exercising with hourglasses

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Reasonableman

Exercise Bars

Old Karate Master

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...