Ironical Fitness Lover Prints

'We found that most diet books are at their most effective if you eat them.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

Broadband developments

'Nice 666 pack.'