Ironical Fitness Lover Prints

'We found that most diet books are at their most effective if you eat them.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Like it'll do any good.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'Nice 666 pack.'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Phone buff.