Ironic Workout Enthusiast Prints

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

Still Life With Nordic Track

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Exercise Car.

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Like it'll do any good.'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

attorney at law

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Excercising demons

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'