Ironic Workout Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

Exercise Car.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

'Like it'll do any good.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

attorney at law

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Excercising demons

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

home fitness/fatness

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'