Comedy Workout Enthusiast T-Shirts

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Snoring on my yoga mat is not aerobic exercise."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

Robber on treadmill

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Fast Food Dieter

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Damn speed hump!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Check out my six pack.

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

attorney at law

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

'Like it'll do any good.'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."