Fitness Parody Fan Pillows

No pain, no gain.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

attorney at law

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Sports centre lift.

Aquarobics.

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

Phone buff.