Fitness Parody Fan Pillows

No pain, no gain.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sports centre lift.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Aquarobics.

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'