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"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Bench Press Accident

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Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Jeff was watching his weight.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Pontius Pilates

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Check out my six pack.

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.